murtains


a shortened version of “meat curtains”
d-mn, debbie needs bigger undiez, her murtains are hanging out.
the uncool, cool kind of threesome in which a male inserts a double donger in his -ss, and has s-x with two women with both the forward and backward motion of his hips.
oh man i totally murtained your mom and sister last night.

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