Murtha
the motherf-ckin’ murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. if you are blessed by a murtha’s presence, you better bow down mu(r)thaf-ckers. he will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the b-tches. he is a one of a kind and your t-ts will turn to gold if he winks at you. respect the murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. invite big-d-ckin murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.
hear ye, hear ye! cheers to mr. king murtha
#murth-dog #murth-daddy #king-murth
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