muscle colors


most muscle shirts come in these colors and
can be taken seriously yet don’t draw attention.

1.gray
2.blue
3.white
4.brown
5.black
drake: man why are all these shirt colors bland ?

johnny: because they are masculine /muscle colors they don’t
draw attention unlike daring colors.

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