museum feet


numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. a symptom of museum leg syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. the condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
“after four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. we definitely had museum feet.”

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