Mush Monday
first day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a mush monday
chris grab me another beer!!! i have already called in sick for work tomorrow. there is really no sense in going. after 48 hours of drinking it would just be another mush monday.
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