mushmalt
a mushmalt is a girl who either looks or dresses like a man. also see geezer bird
err shes a right mushmalt.
lads lady or (a townies lady).
or a term two for a mates g/f.
sometimes used as slang
al rite mush, hows your malt, shut up you mush malt
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