mushroom bruise
a phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a p-n-s to one’s body.
a fierce c-ck slapping used to instill obedience through domination
“bring me my eggs b-tch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise.”
to whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the p-n-s
alex left a mushroom bruise on traci and chanti, it looks like they converted to hindu now…
the purple or pink hematoma left by clint eastgoode’s c-ck hitting your cheek.
that hit sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!
see mushroom tattoo
“after my b-tch was done suckin my w-ng, i gave that ho a mushroom bruise”
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