Mushroom Mic


the male organ often recognized as the p-n-s. webster didn’t know sh-t so he called it a p-n-s. can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.
maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic b-tch, cause im not listening.

suck my m&m wh-r-.

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