Mushroom Stomping


an act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant p-n-s, usually to a person being a complete douche. this is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said p-n-s. if correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, d-ck-shaped imprint on his face.
“justin was being a huge d-ck, so luke mushroom stomped him with his huge d-ck.”

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