Mushroom Syndrome
(n) – a syndrome where you’re fed bullsh-t and kept in the dark. derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.
a person can suffer from mushroom syndrome in any way; the only circ-mstances are:
(1) a person doesn’t tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them
and;
(2) they tell lies.
sarah: so how’s your relationship with andy going?
bree: omg! he gave me mushroom syndrome! it turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.
sarah: wow! so what did he bullsh-t to you about? you know, the other half of the mushroom syndrome?
bree: oh, he told me he didn’t break the blender but it -actually- was him!
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