mushstamp
when your girlfriend is sleeping, stamp her forehead with your mushroom tip. drip drip drip.
guy 1: hey my girlfriend is asleep so im going to go mushstamp her!
guy 2: sweet i’ll get my video camera.
guy 1: this is gonna be epic!
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