music teacher butt


possibly the most elusive of all b-tt-shapes, music teacher b-tt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, mtb begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher b-tt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the united states and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot mtb in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one’s life.
1) d-mn, she got that mtb! was that mrs denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher b-tt. dammit!

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