Musical Shits
the action of taking sh-ts on a toilet while listening to music. not to be confused with the game musical chairs. some people take multiple musical sh-ts in the same day.
i always listen to music when i take a sh-t. in fact, i usually take a couple musical sh-ts a day.
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