Musket Shot
main entry:musket shot
pr-nunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
function: noun
etymology:(derived from slaterism, conlonism, and or nielsenism) common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, s-xual engagement)
date: circa 2008
def: defined as: when a male counterpart -j-c-l-t-s (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his c-ck)follwed by the female orally discharging “the load” into/onto another female.
ex: joe face f-cks susan untill he c-ms in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. susan proceeds by spliting the load into becky’s face therefor giving becky the “musket shot”
a fart when one’s -ss-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. the fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
neil had bad gas, so he packed his -ss-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on hansel’s face.
to put a small stick like object in and out of your d-ck hole and c-m hard enough to break a window.
edison did a musket shot and broke his neighbor’s window
a drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. this symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. hence, the musket shot. invented by us: follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43xyle_vtw4&feature=channel_page
guy 1 “hey man, you wanna shotgun later?”
guy 2 “only if we’re doing musket shots!”
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