Muskrat Karma


muskrat karma is the karma created for leaving a muskrat’s nest. leaving a muskrat’s nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad muskrat karma. leaving a muskrat’s nest to the deserving breeds good muskrat karma.
example of bad muskrat karma:

jake: rob, i just built a huge muskrat’s nest in my grandma’s bathroom! isn’t that some funny sh-t!?

rob: d-mn, jake! that’s not funny at all! don’t you know that creates bad muskrat karma for you? now you’re destined to be muskrat’s nested yourself!

jake: oh, g-d! where’s the shovel?

example of good muskrat karma:

rob: jake, i just snuck into the lady’s room and built the largest muskrat’s nest ever! that’ll teach this sh-tty restaurant to have sh-tty service!

jake: yeah it will! dude, you’re totally gonna get some good muskrat karma! i doubt anyone will ever muskrat’s nest your bathroom ever again!

rob: high five!!

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