Mussel Party
a mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. during this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. this is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to -n-l explosions.
me: hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
mom: it was great! we ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
dad: it was terrible… i just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
me: that sounds like a terrible time.
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