Mustache Fairy
the mustache fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
mustached man: “i have no idea what i did last night, but apparently i drank a lot of beer.”
concerned friend: “i think you banged a chicken; the mustache fairy left a feather in your mustache.”
mustached man: “yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings.”
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