Mustache Monday


the monday after no shave november, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.
-dude, are you excited for mustache monday?
-yeah, mine’s going to be real nasty
the first monday after the end of no shave november.

on this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.
everyone thought john’s fu manchu was hilarious on mustache monday.

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