mustache monorail


one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral s-x by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.
guy #1: what did you do last night?”
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some b-tch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you’re welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal…..

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