mustang sally
a female that just turned 16 and daddy gives her a brand new mustang.
f-ckin mustang sally just went through red light and cut me off almost smashing up my ford pinto.
a s-xual act that must be performed on the hood of a car. it does not require an actual ford mustang. to pull off the mustang sally a girl must be fully naked, laid out t-ts flat on the hood. her legs remain able to touch the ground, and may stand herself up. a guy must f-ck her doggy style in either the v-g-n- or -sshole. the final touch to the “sally” is to pull out before -j-c-l-t–n and c-m on the hood beside her face. you then get behind her, grab her hair at the back of her head, and slam her face into the pool of resting s-m-n.
“dude, me and my girl were in my car and i decided to give her the mustang sally.”
friend- “did she get p-ssed?”
“yeah, …i don’t think i’ll be seeing her again.”
the hottest car ever..but sadly instead of being driven by deserving teenagers..due to lack of cash..it is wrecked by random 40ish women who are going through a mid life crisis!!!
“that should be mine!”a teen laments after seeing his mother drive by in mustang sally
a woman who fantasizes about s-x with horses.
dude, make sure you use a condom with her. she’s a mustang sally!
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