Mustang Syndrome


a condition that affects men with small p-n-ses. in order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive ford mustangs.
i didn’t dare chance a s-xual encounter with him after i discovered that he had the mustang syndrome.

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