Mustard Finger
when a person goes to itch the inside of there -ss cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. when they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.
dude my -sshole was itching bad. i should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because i ended up with mustard finger.
a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.
p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math cl-ss!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!
p1>hey mustard fingers! what’d you do yesterday?
p2>m-st-rb-t-! what else, n-gg-!?
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