mustard packed
constipated from -n-l s-x. when her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much -n-l. that sh-t is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
where’s rachel? she’s at home. she can’t make it. i’ve been hitting that -ss every night this week and she’s mustard packed. she ran to cvs for an enema.
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