mustard shart
the liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you’re expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.
this ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
“d-mn, i made an awesome sandwich, but then i topped it off with mustard, and i got a nasty mustard shart instead!!”
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