mutant dick


a c-ck sucker that pretends to be your friend but then takes advantage of you and overall influences your behaviour and peer pressures you into doing sh-tty things and will lie to get himself out of trouble. also doesn’t give two sh-ts about you.
-adam- “luke made me vandalise my teachers house with him. he ran of and i got the blame.”
-ambrose-” what a mutant d-ck!”

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