mutant squirrel
a squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at chern-byl or in corny horror videos found on youtube. can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. may or may not be zombified.
chris: hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
zach: mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
chris: no totally man i’m like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it f-cked up that owl’s sh-t man it ate that owl!!
zach: yea i totally missed that. hey didn’t you get high at the beer bash?
chris: ….no…
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