Mutated Pollen
flying little humans that will bite you, kill vegetables and set the village on fire. often mistaken for pollen.
“dude, i think something just bit me”
“well what’s that on your arm?”
“oh, it’s pollen !”
“that’s not pollen… that’s a mutated pollen!”
“ouch! it bit me!!” ~dies~
~m-ssive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. bob the tomato dies. town set on fire~
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