mutt bump


the bony b-mp on the back of many dogs’ heads. the larger the mutt b-mp the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.
(harry) check out this black lab i got.
(larry) nah, he ain’t a lab.
(harry) what? how would you know?
(harry) he’s got a big ol’ mut b-mp.
(harry) his mutt b-mp doesn’t prove he’s a mutt.
(larry) guess not. but he still ain’t a black lab.

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