mutton lamb ratio
a bit like the vicky mendoza line …. but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).
dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she’s no cougar … the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she’s mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she’s mutton dressed as corpse
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