muzz
a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings
… usually after several cones
people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally f-ck up the simplest of tasks
“dude, i am so muzzed”
“i’m just muzzing out”
-in exsaperated tone- “muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz”
“ramwell, stop muzzing out — you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table”
9 more definitions
muzz – the stubble on a pubic area, left after not having been shaved for a week.
muzzed – to have your face rubbed in muzz.
muzz hunting – to cruise for chicks with muzz.
muzzology – the study of muzz.
muzzism – one’s divine beliefs in muzz.
i was goin’ down on this chick, but the muzz scared me.
i was eating this chick out yesterday, next thing i know, i’m being muzzed!
me and tommy went muzz hunting last night.
i studied muzzology for 4 years in colledge.
when i inquired about muzzism at the church i was thrown from a second story window.
feces, sh-t, cr-p, to deficate, or to relieve ones self of feces.
man i just took a huge muzz
dude someone just went to the toilet all over bell street maccas carpark.
in the broadess sence, muzz is a euphemism for having s-x. however, in the more direct sence, muzz is used for long overdue s-x that happens in las vegas.
chelsea was h-rny when she came to vegas, so i muzzed her all night long.
a more direct method of referring to a fun sponge; someone who sucks the enjoyment out of any situation. can also refer to the sucking sound of people’s enjoyment leaving them.
“d-mn that muzz jeff; everytime he comes over no-one wants to stay.”
n. the substance secreted by a v-g-n- at the height of -rg-sm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz
“she muzzed all over the bed, so i wiped it up with her shirt.”
to lose control of one’s bladder, to pee yourself, p-ss your panties, urinate the bed
“oh man, he’s just muzz’d himself, that’s gross!!”
“i think i’ve just muzz’d your bed”
“i laughed so hard i almost muzz’d myself”
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