mwuh
(interjection) an evil laugh cut short due exclusively to either justification by bodily incapacitation or a semi-immediate sense of frustration by recognition of one’s miscarriage of the conclusive aqualogical transportation of any number of potatoes and/or aquaphobically tactile polymer made from materials acquired by means of unprecedented skill and power, usually nuclear weapons.
officer: what did you say were his last words?
witness: “mwuh”
-the officer produces a dictionary and begins to flick through it. he squints for a brief moment at the page on which he stopped before looking up at the witness with a curious yet satisfied smirk. –
officer: i see.
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