my ass
product of an owl and a bungee cord. (see kung pow for reference)
what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord… my -ss!
disbelief, or calling someone a liar.
kensi: i found a very easy martha stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as kensie leaves)
deeks: martha stewart my -ss!
acronym meaning man-you-are-so-stupid.
jack-ss: “if you don’t give a f–k, then why are you wasting my time yelling about it?”
you: “my-ss”
what u get when you mix a owl with a bungie cord.
1. “what do you get when you mix an owl with a bungie cord?
response: my -ss
my + -ss. just say my -ss. tow beautiful words.
your sleepy my-ss!
derogatory insult towards another.
a fun place that girls love to go.
mike: i’m way better than you at everything.
john: my -ss, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.
girl: oh, it’s like a carnival down here.
used as a smart-alecky answer when lacking a good one.
q. where were you today?
a. my -ss… jerk.
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