My balls are sticking to my legs
a phrase women don’t understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
on a hot and humid day a man’s genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. of which time said man will state this line.
tom cruise: why didn’t you bang her last night, man? she totally wanted you!
george w. bush: i know man, but i told her that my b-lls are sticking to my legs. no chance i would’ve gone through with that going on.
tom cruise: yeah, true … california summers.
george w. bush: california summers …
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