my friends put it there
the most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their p-rn.
gf: i found a p-rn app on your phone, wtf!
bf: my friends put it there as a joke, i swear! i don’t know how to delete it!
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- Quessenberry
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- QUESSSSHHHHT!!!!
-pr-nounced “quest” but with a “sh” sound- an exclamation when one is given a task, be it something as simple as to find a guitar stand for school concert or go to a shop or various other journeys. to do it correctly, you must point forwards in the direction you are running while exclaiming “quesssshhhht!!!!” […]
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- questamation mark
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