My girlfriend gave it to me
the excuse used when you’re wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.
for girls this can be expressed as “my boyfriend gave it to me” or however you need to use it.
friend: what’s with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored christmas sweater?
me: my girlfriend gave it to me.
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