My hovercraft is full of eels
a quote from a monty python sketch. used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they’re either doing it wrong or you don’t understand.
a hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn’t speak english, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. when he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying “my hovercraft is full of eels?”
tourist: “ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?”
clerk: “what?”
tourist points to matches: “my hovercraft is full of eels!”
clerk picks up matches: “oh, this?”
tourist: “yes!”
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