My Klewis


total f-ggot. constantly “injured.” cries constantly. sizzling hot bod. tears constantly rolling down his six pack. will grow up to be a s-x-offender. jerks off multiple times a day. sucks at baseball. feels uncomfortable in social situations. walks like he has a stick up his -ss. loves his hair. zero social skills. amazing forearm veins. s-xy–ss tan.
d-mn, that f-g is such a my klewis.

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