my mom
the reverse of saying “your mom” as a joke. it can be used in the same way. people use it if you don’t want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. a good way to laugh at your self. most of the time when used it doesn’t make sense but is still funny. this is best see in used in the cartoon network tv show “regular show” by muscle man.
person 1- hey i’m gonna do my homework now
person 2- you know who else is gonna do there homework now? my mom!
an -sskicker, to say the least
dude.. my mom totally kicked my -ss last night when i called her a wh-r-
the most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.
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when “rachel” introduces “lauren” (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend “gabby” asks her a question.
gabby: hey, where did you come from?
rachel: my mom.
how the h-ll does the cr-p above this get into definithing….cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go “next”…….this is ridicoulous…i submitted something that was actually real…its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega cr-pzorz..i’dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
the president
“dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!” or “that republican b-tch. i hope she dies”
my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest b-tch ever to walk the earth
and has a d-ck
d-mn that person looks like my mom
some wh-r- addicted to crack who f-cks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.
dude mym mom is so f-ckin gross!
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