my mom is dead
something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like cr-p, but also to ruin everyones fun.
joe-yo mama is so poor, she goes to kentucky fry chicken’s to lick other people’s fingers.
chris-my mom is dead…
joe–looks sadly at chris-
it is the most common comeback against a yo mama joke. used in an emergency when one can’t think of anything to say. using it automatically results in fail for being such a lulzkiller. please note that this is not the ultimate comeback
bob: btw, can you get my wallet for me? i left it on your mom’s dresser.
drew: my mom is dead
bob: that explains why she wasn’t screaming so much
it can be something said after a “your mom” joke, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true.
and it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going…
jeff: does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?
carl: my mom is dead.
jeff: should i wash the body, too?
carl: -beats the sh-t out of jeff-
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