my name’s al
1). the last words you will ever hear
2). the words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). a behemoth
4). the ugliest creature on the face of the earth
5). not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart pete
sentence 1:
sh-lls: “oh. hey al.”
alex: “oh.. hey.”
al: “no. my name’s al!!!!!!!” -punches alex throught he wall
clerk: “so what is your name sir?”
al #1 “al”
al #2 “no my names al!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -rips al #1 throat out
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