My Nipples Are Hard


this term is usually used when someone had just heard some good – often unexpected – news.
dave: guess what?
mike: what?
dave: when i went to get us tickets to the ‘stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
mike: so? big deal!
dave: she gave us ‘platinum’ grade seats and we only paid for ‘silver’! how do you like that!
mike: that’s excellent! my nipples are hard, dude!

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