my shit’s in flux
living in a state of change. an insight that the -ssumptions of life are subject to being wrong. the realization that upheaval could come at any moment.
how’s it going? umm, ok. just ok? what’s the matter? eh. my sh-t’s in flux. oh, man, sorry…
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