my spoon is too big


originating in the cartoon “rejected” by don hertzfeldt. this is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

other cl-ssics include:
“tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?”
and
“my -n-s is bleeding.”
mah spoon is too big.

i am a banana.

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