my uterus hurts
a not-so-sneaky way of saying that you are on your rag or riding the crimson tide. it is also a warning sign for men that they should either get away from the girl saying that her uterus hurts or kiss her -ss and bring her comfort food. 🙂
guy: “hey, what’s wrong, are you sick or something?”
girl: “i’m not sick, it’s just that my uterus hurts!!!!!”
guy: thinking -maybe i should have walked away 5 minutes ago… f-ck me… it’s too late now…. oh well…-
still guy: “hey, i have this reese’s peanut b-tter cup, i love reese’s… but i know you like them too… you need it more than i do, for both our sakes…” -guy hands girl the reese’s-
girl: “thanx.” -gobbles up the chocolate!- “but you still need to f-ck off!!!!”
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