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www.luna.org – been down since august and may never see the light of day again.
luna is closed for repairs, because i sat on it and it broke.
really sucks -ss.
b-st-rdized bottomburp’s website is worse than that on www.tubcat.com.
you’d like to go there, wouldn’t you?
me elite html and css skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

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