mycoholic
completely addicted to mushrooms. a person that feens hard for all things mushrooms … completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. they crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows … they are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. they think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.
mushrooms are bae, i am a mycoholic .
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