Myles Flood
the act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.
adam got kicked in the teeth by obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. adam recieved the ‘myles flood.’
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