mylifeisaverage
a website where harry potter fans, waldo finders, walmart fanatics, and average people go to see what’s happening with their average comrades. the website has changed “average” from “normal” to “crazy awesome.”
quoted from mylifeisaverage:
“today, i was drinking out of a cup with a straw. as i went for a sip, the straw went to the other side of the cup, so i decided to not use it. i went to take a regular sip, when the straw swung back around poked me in the eye. i’m sorry i offended you, straw. mlia.”
“today i visted my mom in her office at my school. her boss’ door was shut and had a sign on it that said “do not enter or clean.” i jokinly asked whose body was stashed in there. she looked at me with a concerned expression and asked if i could smell anything. i’m now slightly concerned. mlia”
a website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about harry potter, how much they hate twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their princ-p-l, and received a high-five for it. most entries on the site beg the question “really?”
most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase “mlia”, which is of course short for the rather untrue “my life is average”.
–“today, in chemistry cl-ss, my teacher came in dressed as professor snape, and taught us ‘potions’ instead of regular chemistry. it’s not even halloween! my life is average.”
–“i call bullsh-t.”
an average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. these people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for my life is average (of course, what else would it be? just, don’t even ask….)
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