Myopia


short-sightedness (myopic – suffering from myopia)
a:can you please give me a hand moving house this weekend?
b: sorry, i can’t, i suffer from myopia.
a: sorry to hear that. what is it?
b: i’m short-sighted. i can’t see myself helping you.
short sighted (or maybe he just doesn’t wanna see) friend of manji, ethiaa et al in teammerlin. smokes too much weed.
myo is coming round? great! bet he doesn’t tho.

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