Myrtle Beach

a beach, that has awesome attractions. located in myrtle beach, south carolina.
myrtle beach, is my favorite beach of all.
a nice, sunny town in south carolina that for some reason, tourists flock to every summer. i live here and it seriously isn’t as terrible and ghetto as all the other definitions describe it. like any town, you’re gonna find rough areas with rough people and nice areas with clean people. i -ssure you that the nice areas take up most of the city. having lived here for 14 years, i’ve never heard about gangs or prost-tutes in the area. sure, there’s a lot of bars, clubs, sketchy neighborhoods, plus being a tourist vacation spot of course there’s going to be a thousand people from out of town here to get drunk, have s-x, get violent and commit crimes on their vacation. does this make the locals of myrtle beach bad people? no. if anything, the residents of myrtle beach are mostly made up of old, rich people. myrtle beach is a very nice city with fun places and attractions for the whole family such as coastal grande mall, broadway at the beach, myrtle waves water park, nascar speedpark and much more. there are not any terrible ghettos here filled with prost-tutes, gangs and s-x offenders. the only thing you have to fear in myrtle beach is the d-mn tourists.
bill: hey wanna head down to broadway at the beach with me? or maybe the mall? or to a bar? or a club? or some other tourist attraction?

tom: no way, it’s the middle of the summer. all the f-cking tourists are flooding in and making myrtle beach look like sh-t right now, let’s wait until at least september so we can have the tourist attractions to ourselves and not 5 million tourists.
a great place to travel to during the summer. it’s the best beach town on the east coast of the u.s. and is loaded with lots of hot chicks.
man, going to myrtle beach, sc was the best vacation i’ve ever been on!
a place where band geeks, orchestra dorks, and choir kids go every april to get fried and have s-x with each other. it is essentialy vegas for high school music departments. oh yeah, and there’s also a music department compet-tion somewhere buried in there. but mostly it’s just about getting high and f-cking.
“dude i got 14 grams to smuggle to myrtle beach”

“f-ck yeah. myrtle beach!”
myrtle beach is a city on the coast of south carolina.millions of tourists flood here every year for the nightlife,the beautiful beaches,and the loads of hot -ss.but enough about that bullsh-t.

if you live here,it comes down to this.

1.tons of b-tches.
2.tons of r-t-rded tourists,who cannot drive.pretty much all year long.
3.drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.a strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.

myrtle beach is awash with any and all races.
african-americans
cubans
middle-easterners
caucasians
russian/ukrainian/slovakian/polish etc. that came for work
latinos
a smaller amount of asians.

myrtle beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.

tourists who come to myrtle beach and its surrounding areas such as surfide,garden city,murrells inlet,pawleys island,and little river are smug with a sense of security.
they think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.

i’m telling you…anything and everything can happen to you here.
ex. 1
tourist #1:yo,lets head down to myrtle beach this summer!
tourist #2:h-ll yeah!

after vacation…

tourist #1.well…maybe i should lock my car more often….
tourist #2.california?
tourist #1.h-ll yeah!

ex. 2

local #1.summertime…this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
local #2.well start with their cars!

after hitting unlocked cars for a night(which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.

gps systems
ipods
cell phones
purses
sports equipment
bikes
alcohol
drugs
weapons
car keys
credit cards
other miscellaneous expensive items.

local #1.next weekend?
local #2.h-ll yeah!
myrtle beach is a city on the coast of south carolina. yes it is redneck, yes tourists are the most annoying accessories here, and yes the only other thing to do besides spend your money on a hotel is too drink. a lot. regardless, i have lived here for 5 years and the locals here are pretty cool. it doesnt live up to the ultimate stereotype.
mike: hey what do you want to do in myrtle beach today?

chonga: ummm drinks of course!
a tourist trap along the coast of south carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo’s/hotel’s and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
myrtle beach was f-cking overcrowded, i couldn’t even get to the ocean!

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